POST 37

So it was a sunny thursday and a boring one we just came back from school and were dead tired

So we have a group in whatsapp (jana,muneera,3abdullah and fahad) its called المهبل

Jana started a conversation by saying

Jana: abee a6la3 5anrou7 grand avenuse abe bu teela :(

3abdullah: ok yallah badlaw oo 7 inrou7

All: ok

Elwakt marr oo its now 7 jana and 3abdullah came to pick up muneera and fahad and off they went to grand avenuse

Jana: awal shay benrou7 bu teela

All: ok

Jana: ufff ufff shfeekum kil wa7ed mad booza shibrain ebtasmaw ya gameeleen el 7ayat ma eb tistahilsh

Jana: inzain shfeekum uff

Nobody answered

We got to avenuse and everyone was going to get down but jana locked the doors

Jana: ma ra7 tanzeloun

All: laish

Jana: bass cause marra thanya when i ask u a question u people answer me :)

All: ok

Jana: agoul nizlaw ana a3aref shloun atfaham wiyakum

We went down and we went in then first we went to bu teela then we decided to have dinner at elevation burger we went and sat on a table

Everyone was silent and quite

Jana: ok eb taskitoun bye ana barou7 sephora bashtireely nailpolish remover oo intaw 5alkun inzain :)

And jana went then fahad said

Fahad: emmm ana barou7 baking tray bye

And he took his phone oo off he goes

Janas p.o.v

I was buying some things from sephora oo t7il6iming :)

Jana: uff walla 6al3een nistanis wila niz3al oo nig3ad eb za3al oo nakad huff 3aya shaku yayeen

Fahad: shfeech tit7al6imayn -.-

Jana: bismellah el ra7man el ra7eem min wain 6ala3t int uff

Fahad: min wain ya3ny -_- shda3wa 3alaich mitnarfiza chithy

Jana: mafee shay al7een shba8ayt

Fahad: wala shay

Jana: ok

I went to the nailpolish section oo i took five colors and tried one that is dark blue 3ala purple

I was showing it to Fahad ya3ny a5ith rayah lana 9arla sa3a wagef china mazhareya

Jana: shouf hatha 7ilu

Fahad: eeeeee

Jana: adry -.-

Fahad: 3ayal shaku tis2ileen :)

Jana: 3ashan ma togaf bas chithy -.-

I was putting on some other nailpolish and i was showing him oo 9ij ga3ed ya36eeny raya jad tifaja2t mina bas eshaweg he is gentle ::::

Jana: fahad

Fahad: hala

Jana: are u gay?

Fahad: na3aaaaaaaaaaam >:o

Jana: laaaaa ya3ny wala marra shift a7ad chithy ya3ny a boy/man elee uhwa nafsik ya36eeny wayh 3abdullah kil ma sa2alta shay kila nafs el jawab madry oo int la2 c:

Fahad: awalan ana rayal -.- oo thaniyan Thats cause i love you

I blushed and went to pay for what i bought

When i took out my wallet he tookout his wallet and stopped me

Jana: agoul agoul agoul yalla raji3 ur wallet mint dafi3ly

Fahad: yallaaa zain 6isay ra7 adfa3 ri'9aytay wila la2

Jana: ok mabehum inshouf ya fahad el flani :)

And i went out he stayed five minutes and came out and we went to baking tray

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Muneeras p.o.v

It was mu bas awkward ela obu el awkward awal marra chithy ya3ny its me and 3abdullah the ones that never stop talking bas now awkward

Muneera: awkward!

China china i said it out loud

3abdullah: shinu !?

Muneera: wala shay

3abdullah had two phones it was strange awal marra el 3ada kila ygoul mala da3y two phones elmuhim elee ihwa

I was using my phone and i was soooo bored faj2a wila i recieve a whatsapp from an unknow number

Oo it wa a shi3ir/8a9eeda sh6oula bas shakla yistahal agrah cause i love love shay isma shi3ir/8a9eeda it was


الليلـة احساسـي غـريـب
عاشق وأنا مالـي حبيـب..!
حـــبــــيــــت..
كـل الـنـاس لامـونـي...
حـــبــــيــــت..
كـل أحبـابـي باعـونـي..
قلت أحـب الحـب أحسـن..
قلت أحـب الحـب أضمـن..
لاأحـــن..ولاأتــــوه..
ولابعـد فـي يـوم أحـزن..
رضيت بأقـداري ونصيبـي.
صـرت محبـوب الحبايـب..
وصار كل عاشـق حبيبـي..
الـلـيـلـة غــيـــر..
شــعــوري غــيــر..
أشــواقــي غــيــر..
حتـى الأغـانـي غـيـر..
صدري سما..وإحساسي طير..
بـس طيـفـك ماتركـنـي..
ظل ساكـن تحـت جفنـي..
كــــان وافـــــي..
كان يذكـر وإنـت جافـي..
إنــــت ويــنــك..!!
كان هذا الفرق مابيني وبينك..
جيتنـي تشكـي الـزمـن..
وجيـتـك أبــي أدفــى..
لقيـت فـي قلبـي وطـن..
ولقـيـت بــك منـفـى..

I blushed 9irt baydiyana mu 6uma6a wallah cute abee a3arif minu lalallala maby bas ana 3indy truecaller i can find who it is bas maby 5al i answer :)

Whatsapp*

Muneera: minuu?

Unknown: شخص ما يشوف غيرچ

Muneera: eeh 9a7 -.-

When i waited for the reply i saw 3abdullah typing on his other phone

Haw ma38oola ohwa akeed la2 :/

Unknown: افا ليش يصير خير والله صج

Muneera: ok...

Unknown:يابنت لـي قصـه تطـول بكلمتيـن موجعـه هي باختصار اني انا اركض ويطردني السراب

Muneera: laisshhhh:(?

Yes i know im talking to a stranger that just sended me the cutest 8a9eeda by
الامير طلال الرشيد الله يرحمه

"My favorite :c"

Unknown: الي احبها مو داريه عني ولا عن هوه داري و انا كل يوم اشوفها جدامي ولا اقول شي لني مابي اخسر احلى شي صارلي و انسان دخل بحياتي

Muneera: asa3dik? Madry asa3dich?

I know ina wayed ga3da a5ith oo a36y ma3a this stranger bas shasawy im bored

Unknown: انا مو بنت و ما تقدرين تساعديني

Muneera: laish magdar?

Unknown: لنه انتي الي احبها و احلى شي صار بدنيتي

Muneera: na3aaaaam do i know u?

Unknown: اييي

Muneera: minu?

Unknown: مابي اخسرچ

Muneera: who are u

Unknown:ثمن شفت زولك قلت ياربي سلم عز الله اني بعدها رايحٍ فيها

Muneera: that doesn't answer my question!

Unknown:احبك حب يامجنون لكن ماقدر احكيلك احبك يابعد هالكون وروحي ماتبي غيرك♡

Muneera: answer mee :)

Unknown: you are so sweet you could put hersheys out of business.

Muneera: abeee hersheys c: but still ANSWER ME

Unknown: If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Muneera: allaaaah abeee i smell a rose now:(

Suddenly 3abdullah got up without saying a thing umm ok

I waited for the unknown person to reply cause ewans :::

But he didnt answer:c

After 10 minutes 3abdullah came back holding a plastic bag from carrefour and a rose

3abdullah: here you go ur rose and ur hersheys

Muneera: huh :|? Inta ? Uhwa? Him? The cute guy?

I didnt realize what i just said so i covered my mouth with my hands

3abdullah: eeeeh ana elee mayet feech wintay mu darya

Muneera: abaaaaaih ma a9adeg

3abduah: well its the truth

Muneera: bas osh w9alaw jana oo fahad

A9lan kanaw wayed b3ad bas ana kint aby a'9ayi3 el 9agla

Bas jad i cant believe it 3abdullah yi6la3 minah chithy CUUUUUUUTE :'(

So jana and fahad and we ordered and ate at elevation oo it was so AWKWARD between me and 3abdullah everytime arfa3 rasy algah 3abdullah emtani7 eb wayhy

Oo kil ma etani7 as any other girl ina etha feh shay on my face laaa oo ahama shay ina his burger kanat eb eeda :) oo ma kala minha shay

7asait nafsa monaliza so i gave hime a nathra ina ur burger its getting cold oo fahad and jana are here :)

Bas ma 9ar shay

So we all went back home

Janas p.o.v

Now its 1:35 am i was laying on my bed watching a movie on my laptop charging my phone

Suddenly my phone rings haw minu bedig 3alay hal 7aza i checked and it was oh joy fahad

I answered
Otp*

jana: aloo

Fahad: elnas ysalmun

Jana: elnas yabun enamun

Fahad: shda3wa ya3ny 6arda

Jana: efhamha mithil ma taby al7een shtaby

Fahad: su2al ana shimsaweelich

Jana: wala shay -.- shinu taby

Fahad: nizlay ta7at

Jana: na3am la2

Fahad: ma ra7 a56ifich bas ba36eech shay

I thought about oo gilt 5al ashouf shyaby

I went downstairs to find him waiting bel 7adee8a holding a sephora plastic bag

I instantly smiled not because but because of the sephora bag :::

Jana: shinu

Fahad: ur things 5alaytehum bel ma7al

jana: i told u i dont want them

fahad: tara ary inhum eb 5a6rich fa e5theehum wintay sakta

jana: na3am maby

fahad: hach *gives her the plastic bag* oo ma3al el salama oo ti9bi7een 3ala 5air ya gameel

jana: :)

and off he went

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POST 36

Suddenly i woke up and screamed and i ran to my parents room i started knocking real hard on their door then they opened it and they ha that worried look on their face

Mom: yuma shfeech

Muneera: yuma digay 3ala 3azzam al7een al7een

Dad: laish!?

Muneera: bas yalla digaw please

And i started tearing

Mom and dad: inshallah al7een indig 3alaih

Muneera: yallaaah :(

So then we went to my parents room and got the phone and called him and they gave me the phone

It started ringing and he Didnt answer

We tried for the forth time he didnt answer then the fifth time he answered in a sleepy voice

3azzam: alooo *sleepy voice*

Muneera: 3AZZZAAAAAM INTA 3AYISH :'(?

3azzam: ha!? Eee :/

Muneera: EL7IMDELLAH inzain yallah mita bitrid walaht 3alaik :'(?

3azzam: greeb inshallah greeb c:

Muneera: ok:c na6reenik

And we started chatting then we closed the phone and my parents started asking me somequestions and blablabla and i went back to sleep :D

"nobodys p.o.v"

So now its the next day and now were in the car on our way to school

By we i mean (3abdullah, fahad, jana&muneera)

"in the car"

3abdullah: shoufaw ana eb 9ara7a ya3nee elyoum ana ra7 ayeeb ya 9ifir ya wa7ed eb emti7an el na7u mal 3araby oo akthar shay elee ya3nee wayed 3alay wa7ed oo ni9

Muneera: laaaaa oo el a5 egoulha eb kil fa5ar

Jana: haw shfeech a9la hatha shay 6abee3y:|

Muneera: akeeeed ::

Fahad: yalla yalla nizlaw wi9alna oo elyoum yir7am onmkum ma naby detentions bas elyoum

M&J&A: :| :O la wallah mu china inta elee ni9 elee e7na nsaweeh inta t5a6i6a

Fahad: chi2 chi2 elchithb 7aram ya 3yaly tara allah ygi6kum bel nar ha 7baybee fahamtaw

M,J&A: na3aaam na3aaaam na3aaaaaam

Fahad: aywa ya5chi

Jana: faj2a 7asaytik...

Fahad: ya 7marra:) allah la yiblana

A&M: LOOOOOOL

Fahad: inzaaaaaain yaaallaaaaaa nizlaw:)

So ri7na da5il el madresa::

So on our way to our classes jana and muneera asked fahad and 3abdullah

J&M: suuuuu2al intaw shloun ga3deen tinji7oun eb 3araby ;/?

F&A: affa 3alaikum m'9ab6een ra2ees el 8isim

J&M: obbb obbb shinuuuuu? ::::: ra2eees el 8isim marra wa7da

Then jana and muneera stopped fahad and 3abdullah and stood infront of them

F&A: shoufaw e7na hatha ra2ees el 8isim e7ib kinder oo i7na kil youm enyeebla kinder :::

J&M: LOOOOOOOOL mu min 9ijkum eb kinder :::

F&A: eeeee :| ._.

so we laughed and joked till we got to our classes oo fahad oo 3abdullah ra7aw their class

So we went in and we had mr.josh :c

Mr.Josh: ok so now students get out ur essays

Then jana and muneera looled at eachother shocked

J&M: ayyyy esssaaaay :'(?

Jana: madry:'(

Muneera: inzain shoufay 5al inrou7la oo we tell him

So we went to his desk and said

J&M: mr.Josh ya3nee wee emmm didnt know that we have an essay due today so can we do it tomorrow :c

Mr.Josh: NOO NOO

J&M: whyyyyy

Mr.Josh: its not the first time

J&M: and it would be the last time please :c

Mr.Josh: NO

J&M: enwareek:)

Mr.Josh: what!?

J&M: nothing:)

So its not the first time mr. Sa5eeef he dont give us a second chance oo he dont like us from the first place c: :::

So we decided to do something even if its disgusting the thig that we are going to bring it bas 3ady :::

So we have him again like after 3 hours so when we finished from this class we went to the bathroom amd jana called the driver and told him to bring amd buy some things

The driver went and bought everything and he left them in the reception aand we went and brought it :::

Now we had mr.Josh

The things that we told the driver to bring were fake mice we were going to bring real ones and then we thought nooooo we would in a big big trouble :::: so we brought fake ones and they are elee they walk

So we left them on the floor and mr.josh was explaining a lesson and they were 3 mice so 1 of them walked infront of muneera in that second muneera stood up on her desk and she started screaming saying

Muneera: AAAAAAAAH MR.JOSH THEIR IS A MOUSE IN THE CLASSS AAAAAAAAAH :'(

Jana: *she stood up on the desk also* AAAAAAAAAH HERES ANOTHER ONE WHAT IS THIS SCHOOOOL

And the all the class started screaming and mr.Joshs face was priceless

So the other mouse was infront of mr.Josh c: suddenly he starts screaming like an old lady o_O

The class were surprised ina hatha el teacher elee el kil e5af mina al7een ohwa 5ayef min far laaaa oo a fake one ::::

Then came the principal and he said jana and muneera tot he office so we went :)

"principals office"

Princiaple: when are you going to stop these nonsence

J&M: whaaaat!?

Principal: thos peoblems that u do

J&M: we didnt do anything *angel face*

Principal: ok u want it this way then parents meeting after school as u like

J&M: na3aaaaaaam:o whyyy:(?

Principal: thats what u wanted

J&M: no when what why :( ok then :) is it okay janas brother come our parents traveled :)

Principal: that would be good

J&M: e5sss 3alaik wallah 3abalna 9irt wa7ed min rabi3na bas :)))

Principal:what

We ignored and went outside and called barrak and told him he said ok he will come and talk to the principal

And blablabla barrak came amd talked with the principal amd everything then off weeee went back to janas house

We went to the diwaniya everyone was their like fay,dalal,joury,fahad,3abdullah and barrak

Muneera: tuf tuf tuf mashallah el 3ayla el kareem akilha ehnee shisalfa

Jana: eee wallah sh9ayer

We were facing them ya3nee el bab warran oo e7na jidam el bab bas mu lafeen 3alaih

And fyi 3azzam is like barrak ya3mee shloun barrak is close to jana and also muneera also 3azzam is

So then suddnly we heard a voice from behind us say

.....: ana eleee 9ayer

J&M: 3AAAZZZAAAAAAAM

And we went and hugged him he is to jana like her brother he's 22 \o/

Jana: 8bara madry min wain 6al3a huff huff

Muneera: eee wallah :::

3azzam: la wallah 5alla9 tabouni arid :::?

Jana: laaaaaa ya 5ibil inta min wain 4 sneen madry cham yal '9alm la tis2al wala shay :(

Muneera: eeee wallah tara ma ra7 trid madry wain mint ela lama nishba3 minim ::::

3azzam: 7a'9ir ma 6alabtaw shay

J&M: 3AAAASH 3AZZAAAAM :: \o/

3azzam: inzain shoufaw ana eb 9ara7a wa7ed you3an oo 7a6een el 8ada bel 6awla yalla emshaw

All: yalla \o/

So all of us went to the 9alla ya3nee dining table mu bel 9ala bas yamha

So we were sitting and the nanny came and opened the main door oo e6il 3ala our table oo she went oo she forgot to close it :)

While were sitting and enjoying our meal shway wila inshouf hal 6air elee ga3ed e6eer foug rousna :)

6ab3an el 6awla zain shway oo ma tingilib min el ehtizazat elee 9arrat

Dalal: 6AAAAAL3OUH >:o

Barrak: ya3nee shinsawee

Dalal: ay shay inshallah targi9oun lah 6al3ouh

3azzam went to the basement and brought a net and he came up

Dalal: 3aaaash mun8ithna

3azzam: e7m e7m

Dalal: INZAAAAAIN YALLAH BALA TE7M7IM :)

3azzam sarted throwing the net everywhere

Jana: YALLAAAAAA :)

Muneera: agoul intaw 5alkum chithy ana a3arif a6al3ah ;)

All: yalla wareena -.-

Muneera started running around the table ya3nee warra el 6air oo ham ma 9ar shay -.-

Oo 6ab3an lama hatha kila ga3ed e9eer joury oo fay lail7een ma hazhoum shay oo ga3deen eli6oun bel akil :::

Fahad: hayyyy intaw goumaw sa3douna

Joury&Fay: ya3nee shinsawy

Fahad: goumaw hizaw 6olkum sawaw shay

Faj2a oo hal 6air oo ohwa ga3ed e6eer chan e6ee7 reeeshtain min el 6air 3ala akil joury oo fay

All: A7SAN :)

Oo ga3adna narki'9 warra hal 6air till ma 6ala3 min elbait and we closed the door ::: and went back to eating \o/

Suddenly muneera says

Muneera: 3azzam 6alabtik oo n5aitik oo ma ni5ait a7ad 8airik ya rijal:(.

3azzam: shtabeen ba3d-.-

Muneera: laaaa awal shay goul 3a6aitich >:)

3azzam: inzain awal shay 7ilfay inah hal shay ma ra7 esaweelna mashakil:::?

Muneera: wallah:( a9lan 7aram 3alaij ana maa asawy mashakil:(

3azzam: ufff uffff ya kuberha 3ind allah ya bint :) elmuhim goulay

Muneera: 5answy samra aw enrou7 samra maly shi8il abeee wa7da:( fahad ra7 ma3a rab3a oo ana la2 may9eer:(

3azzam: emm madry enshouf ha barrak shrayik?

Then jana suddenly screamed and stood up on her chair :::

Jana: AWAL SHAY AWAL SHAY BARRAK ANA ABEE MINIK SHYA :)

Barrak: besmillah shtabeen?:::

Jana: ABEEE DUWA oo el samra bet9eer bel 7oush


Muneera: EEEE 3ADEL TAFKEERICH JANA

Jana: oo ana bayeeb a screen projecter 3ashan n7i6a on the wall

Muneera: JANA I LOVE YOU 3ALA HAL TAFKEER oo eee n7i6 samrat 5aled el mulla

3azzam: 5aled el mullaa marra wa7da ma 3araftich mnaair

Muneera: eee ha 3ayal :)

Jana: ELMUHIM betyeeboun lina el 6abel oo hatha el mdawar china 6eeran :::

Barrak&3azzam: *thinking* emmm eeeee oo elyoum kil likum el sa3a 7:30 bel 7oush ok

All: okkk 3ashaaaaw :::

J&M: oooooooo yeaaaaaah penguin dance woooot wooot 3ashawwwww

Then 3azzam and barrak and fahad and 3abdullah went out so that they can get what we want and they came back at 7:30 we did everything "the girls"

3adalna kil shay oo we went to the jam3iya and bought some junk food and brought the laptop with the screen projecter and brought the couches its ya3nee mu couches la2 its the one tht is on the floor elee e7i6ounha eb some of the diwaniyas

So we went and sat in the 7oush ::: waiting for them to get the things ready \o/

They got everything ready and then we thought about something and then we rememberd we forgot our blankets <3 cause it was sooo cooold

We brought and finally all of us sat on the floor and started the duwa alllaaaah and we also brought kastana <3333

The boys were the ones who will play el 6abil oo the girls sing oo e9afgoun :::

Then suddenly muneera and jana sang and the girls continued

يا منيتي .. يا سلا خاطري .. و انا احبك يا سلام
ليه الجفا .. ليه تجرحني .. و انا احبك يا سلام
يترنم علي البانه .. عشيه القمري الروضه .. على قصن السلام
دكرني باحبابي .. ذكرني باصحابي .. و بكاني الغرام .. و انا احبك يا سلام
لك عنق الطيا يا سيدي .. و عين المها لك .. و تغريد الحمام
يا اسري .. في الهوى جمله .. و انا احبك يا سلام

عاششووووو ::: \ه\

Suddenly Dalal said :::

Dalal: elee eyeebly al7een zinger ma3a pickles will win my heart eb kubra :'(

Suddenly 3azzam stands up and goes outside and drives off to allah ya3lam

Muneera called him and he said minutes and hes coming back so then 3azzam came back and he went to the kitchen and left something on the table and came back

6ab3an jana and muneera melageef lazem e3arfoun shinu 3ala el 6awla and they were the only ones that saw him so then jana and muneera went and saw what 3azzam left on the table and it was a kfc plastic bag inside it a zinger and pickles on the side

Their was a card and it was written on it

"did i win your heart:::?"

We were shocked then we said

J&M: CUUUUTE 3azzam 6ala3 romantic LOOOL ::::: wallah oo ma 3arafnah ::::

Jana: emshay emshay la al7een eshoufouna ::::

Muneera: LOOOL ok yallah :::

We went out wila we hear foot steps it was Dalal coming to the kitchen 3ala 6oul jana and muneera went to hide somewhere

While they were hiding dalal was drinking water the she saw the kfc plastic she went and saw it and whats inside it and she choked bel may ::

Dalal: *cough* *cough* CUUUTE bas minu hatha :::: Mu muhim el muhim akil el zinger :::

Then she took the zinger and went outside and then we went and sat with the others and

Then we searched "samrat 5aled al Mulla" in youtub and then we commected the laptop with the screen projecter and the boys started copying the moves of the men in the video ::::

And we had sooo much fun that night
<33
And we ended up sleeping with a smile on our faces <3

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